How about a Legion of SPIDERS? They're quite small and fit into most overhead compartments.
This is Mr. Smith, also from Kickassia, but made famous in the Lost in Space review by the Nostalgia Critic. He's a human mutated into a spider. And he likes to solve problems with SPIDERS. Sadly, nobody loves the plan about spiders.
I call it the obligatory sequel to I'm EXCITED
. The quality of the photo isn't as good as the first, I think. Well, I hope the joke is.